I be thinkin about you girl

You ask me when the first time I chewed gum, I tell you.  It was back in the first grade, my friends were handing them out to everybody and I wanted to be cool so I Denied it to be different.  It was so tempting, five minutes go past, I give in.  I start chewin it and it was the best thing in the world, I probably had my eyes closed for the whole recess.  Until I felt a nudge, I open up and I saw the Prettiest thing...  You.  You've been on my mind since.  I'm thinking about you like kids think about cooties, like critics think about movies, like Warner Bro's think about Loonies.  I'm thinking about you like nouns think about things, like homeless think about please, like doctors think about knees.  I'm thinking about you like lawnmowers think about grass, like drugs think about grass, like girls think about the hall pass, like boys think about passing gas.  I'm thinking about you like clouds think about rain, like pills think about pain, like Able thinks about Cain.  And girl, now that I am looking into your eyes answering your question,  I Just say that I'm Thinking about you cause that's all I remember doing since first grade.  I'm Thinking about you.