Meet Oliver, A teenager of too much awkward, obsession of mustaches and craves attention. Every week day for 5 years he would wake up every morning to his Iphone 10 minutes before 7:20 when he was supposed to leave to school. Every week day for 5 years Oliver would get a reminder by his Iphone to smile at atleast 20 of the 924 girls at his school. Every week day for 5 years Oliver would grease his hair rather than parting it making it so that he could form it better throughout the day. His Iphone thought it made him look like a Druggie, but didn't know how to tell him. Every week day for 5 years Oliver would go to bed at approximately 11:45 setting his alarm for 10 minutes before 7:20, and placing it to rest on his nightstand. That was of course before Friday. On that particular Friday, Olivers Iphone, Changed everything.
During English that Friday, Olivers class was reading silently. His Iphone then began to vibrate and project sounds that Oliver could not stop. That is when he was able to shut it off. He raised his head and gazed down the elongated hallway to focus on a woman. He could tell that she had great beauty from a far, she must be new. Disregarding what had just saw he went to step back into his class room, reaching for the handle his Iphone erupted again. So Oliver stepped back to discontinue the trying sound. He again looked up to see the beauty 20 feet walking towards him. Oliver looked back down continuing to terminate the noise. Back up to see her half the distance that she was. He smiled and waved, smiling back she came up to him and asked "Hi, I'm new here, do you know where Mr. Nelson's room is for creative writing?'. Olivers heart was pounding, and replied "No way, that's my class, follow me."
He escorts her to Mr. Nelson and sits down can't stop taking his eyes off of her. She sits down in the empty seat next to Oliver. She leans over to me saying, "My name is Siri, thanks for your help." Oliver answers saying, "So do you want to go out sometime?" as he is pulling out his Iphone. Siri looks at his face with hesitancy, looks down and see's his Iphone, smiles and lookes back up and replies...
Ah siri is my best friend, a mentor and much much more.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell did the iPhone reply with? Now i wanna know.
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